Some days, no matter what you do, you just aren’t going to get gauge. You can knit swatch after swatch after swatch and nothing you change will get you where you want to be.
(For those of you that are supportive friends and family reading this, know that a swatch is a small rectangle of knitting used to find the combination of needles and yarn that produces a fabric with the right proportions of stitch width to row height (gauge). This step makes sure the project you are about to knit will be the size and shape you intend. When most people hear me talk about this process, they ask me what about knitting is fun. Whatever, people. I’m having a great time.)
Except right now. Except when I can’t get gauge for the sweater I’m due to knit next. My stitches are to big, but my rows are just right, or my stitches are perfect, but my rows are too small. I’ve tried knitting flat. I’ve tried knitting in the round. I’ve tried knitting English style. I’ve tried knitting continental.
So far my solutions are as follows: Rework the math to match my gauge. Yikes. Or. Work the collar in a gauge I like and improvise the rest of the sweater a la the lovely and skilled Karen Templer.
But maybe I’m not ready for solutions. Maybe I’m just ready to daydream about a project where gauge doesn’t matter. Let’s go there.
All babies need a stylish new blanket for stepping out in the world, right? And who doesn’t have a million baby showers to go to where everyone will be asking you when you expect to be having a baby shower of your own? Just me? Ok, maybe just me. Regardless, these are fabulous, and junior doesn’t care if your row gauge is a little off.
Four Corners Baby Blanket published by Purl Soho
For the child of your artist friends.
Honeycomb Stroller Blanket by Terry Kimbrough, Susan Leitzsch, Lucie Sinkler
For the sweetest baby you know.
POP Blanket by tincanknits
For those baby showers where you need to bring a book instead of a card. Pairs well with The Dot by Peter H. Reynolds.
This is possibly where I spend most of my daydreaming time. Shawls are so beautiful, and they make me feel so chic to think about wearing. If I had a million hours in the day, I’d knit every triangle shawl, crescent shawl, and pi shawl in the universe.
What the Fade by Andrea Mowry
What if I jump on the fade bandwagon and spend all my money on all the gorgeous yarns in the world? That’s acceptable, right? It’s for professional research. If you go this route, I completely support you. Nothing has captured my fancy quite as much as Andrea Mowry’s colors in her line of fade knits
Capella by Isabella Kramer
I may have lost my mind. Such beautiful lace is way out of my league. Unrelated. Why is it snowing again?
For the Birds by Laurie Parrish
You heard me. Birdhouses. Sure, the neighbors will think I’m nuts. And sure it will probably house mice as often as birds. Don’t trample my Disney princess dreams. I will knit a birdhouse, and it will charming. And that’s that.
Well, now that I’ve gotten all that out of my system, I’d better get back to swatching this sweater. Fireside isn’t going to knit itself.